I have a joke?
November 12th, 2008 | by admin |
Panic 4 chemical paramore is… asked:
There was a rabii, he loved to play golf. On the jewish holiday, Yom Kippur, he wanted to play golf. All he was suppost to do was pray. In the morning before any one got up, he played golf. God was looking at him from above and said, he should not be doing that today. So an angel next to god said oh should i kill him now? God said no. Angel said okay your the boss. So when the rabii took a swing at the ball, he missed, then god made an eagle take the ball with his feet and drop the ball about 20 feet away from the hole. The rabii was shocked. Then god made an chipmunk push the ball about 2 feet away from the hole, then a earth worm pushes the ball right in the hole! It was a hole in 1! he was so happy. Angel looks at god, and says why did you just do that???? God says with a little laugh, who is he going to tell?
There was a rabii, he loved to play golf. On the jewish holiday, Yom Kippur, he wanted to play golf. All he was suppost to do was pray. In the morning before any one got up, he played golf. God was looking at him from above and said, he should not be doing that today. So an angel next to god said oh should i kill him now? God said no. Angel said okay your the boss. So when the rabii took a swing at the ball, he missed, then god made an eagle take the ball with his feet and drop the ball about 20 feet away from the hole. The rabii was shocked. Then god made an chipmunk push the ball about 2 feet away from the hole, then a earth worm pushes the ball right in the hole! It was a hole in 1! he was so happy. Angel looks at god, and says why did you just do that???? God says with a little laugh, who is he going to tell?
Because no one can know he was golfing.
Shipps
Tags: God, Rabii, Yom Kippur
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