FORE~~~~ Can you write a little story about going on a golf holiday?

November 12th, 2008 | by admin |
golf holidays
AZ-Sunshine♥MattBaby asked:


1. Please fight your urge to be cheap.
2. The fox ran after my partner. I laughed my guts out!
3. Not a clue, babe.
4. And by business meeting, you mean…….. 9 AM on the first tee, right?!
5. Hey!! Isn’t that Tiger Woods?
6. Well,well,well…. A girl caddy.

BONUS PHRASE: I believe my rotator cuff just ripped!

Fosnaugh

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  1. 2 Responses to “FORE~~~~ Can you write a little story about going on a golf holiday?”

  2. By picador on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply

    I think your child just usurped your computer.

  3. By vikingsquid on Nov 16, 2008 | Reply

    I had already decided to pack my golf clubs when my mother phoned me and said grandma was going to foot the bill. I was giddy with anticipation when I realized my vacation to Branson had just turned into a vacation to Scotland. So after I arrived at the old course and they explained that the golf balls were smaller for a reason that made absolutely no sense; my wife shrieked because the fox from the nearby foxhunt tried to hide under her skirt. I laughed at the commotion because as she tried to flee the scene, the frightened animal continued to try to hide under her skirt.

    I tried to tell her back at the hotel room that she shouldn’t wear a hoop skirt on the links, but she never got a clue. Even though this was a vacation, I couldn’t help but talk business as we played, so I set up a morning tee time with my business partner so we could close the deal over lunch. The ladies were off in their own little illusion, so I hollared ‘look over there girls, it’s Tiger Woods’, just to get their attention. They really got mad when one of the locals yelled “Well look o’er there, them fellers got some girl caddys walking wid dem”.

    I could not believe they didn’t understand the joke it implied, afterall the locals still hold on to their claim that golf is an acronymn that means gentlemen only, ladies forbidden. My wife was not amused and and she was venting her frustration as I teed up the ball, I knew I could vacate those thoughts from her mind if I drove the ball and said ” OOUCH, I think I just ripped my rotator cuff”.

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